ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

denotion:

i don’t smoke pot… i’m just smoking hot.

  • Lord Voldemort: Kill the spare!
  • Cedric Diggory:
  • Cedric Diggory:
  • Cedric Diggory: I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

seedy:

it’s 2014 and body hair still does the thing where it grows back when u get rid of it??? wow get ur shit together science 

I miss having a person and being someone else’s person

brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(Source: raidoucoolzunoha)