bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

  • me in class: wait what happened
  • me in class: what do we do
  • me in class: what do we write
  • me in class: when's the test
  • me in class: what is this
  • me in class: how do you do this
  • me in class: what

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

I really feel like the least liked, the not as pretty, the not as talented, and the least rememberable friend. No matter how hard I try I’m just the ditzy tag along.

thisiswhiteculture:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

do you see how ridiculous this sounds white people?

ultra-overdosin:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

Smooth as fuck

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"